My name is Kohl, and I lay on my Mother’s pillow and meow away in her ear. I find my method of waking up my human very effective indeed. My human gets annoyed when I give her my idea of a permanent in the morning. I need away at her hair and comb through it with my teeth. She gets her fill of my cat perm in a hurry, gets out of bed, and tends to all my needs and desires. I demand fresh water in the morning. I stare and the water dish, and she fills it with lovely fresh water for me to drink ASAP. I have her trained perfectly.
My name is Garfunkel, and I lay closer and closer to my human Mother until she cannot stand the heat radiating from my little body any longer and she gets out of bed. I also use another method, as you always need a plan B. I lick and lick away at my human hands and arms. She gets out of bed and cleans our litter boxes, and I make sure I am the first cat to use the cleaned-out litter box in the morning. My human was straightforward to train.
My name is Conrad, and I sleep by my Mother’s feet all night. I am part Siamese, so I let that part of me shine through in the morning. I call out to my human Mother in a shrill Siamese voice that could wake the dead in the morning, and if she did not wake up with that, I would have to call 911. I walk up by her face in the morning as I like it when she pats me on the head and holds me c; I lose to her for a little while.
We love our human and try to please her as much as she pleases us. We are fortunate to have each other and be in a loving and caring home. God Bless you, humans, for caring for us and letting us train you perfectly.
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